Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Use the Toilet paper sparingly

So it's been awhile since I have posted on any of my blogs. Just been busy tatting my life away. Don't think I have mentioned that I am a needle tatter on here ever.

Last post on here was about toilet paper. So in keeping with tradition I have decided to blog about it again. 

This is the time in my life where money is so tight I can't even afford to purchase toilet paper. You know you're struggling when you can't afford the toilet paper in the house. I'd put my address up on here and request that people send a role or two, but I am too afraid that I would end up with 20,000 rolls of toilet paper. Then I would have to come up with some creative way to craft with it all just to help cut down on my toilet paper, however seriously can some one mail me a roll?

Hypothetically what would I craft if I did receive that much toilet paper?  Perhaps something like this.

 

Actually I do find that to be pretty awesome. 




Meanwhile I can't do any of it until I get a roll. 

Hope all is well with everyone. 




Thursday, August 9, 2012

Registered Priority mailed toilet paper.

So recently my step daughter came to visit and when she left she forgot to take her engagement ring with her. So I had to mail it back to her. After filling out 6 different labels and having two different postal workers trying to decide the best way to mail the ring back was registered priority mail. In packaging up the ring however they gave me a roll of toilet paper to wrap around the ring (which was in an envelope). So when the ring arrived with her this was the conversation we had.


>Her 
When I opened it I thought I had gotten a priority mail toilet paper roll.
thanks so much though



>Me
They made me wrap it in that..and you did get priority mail toilet paper roll.
Use the toilet paper sparingly as it is not every day that some one gets priority toilet paper in the mail
>Her
whoops...
>Me
lol...I am guessing you didn't really truly think about that part did you.
>Her
I admit that I did not.
>Me
After all not only was it priority mail toilet paper it was registered to!!!!!
people had to sign for it every time it changed a hand....lol
>Her
Oh noes!!! What have I done?
>Me
well live and let learn I suppose...but going forward you should really think about it


During this conversation though it makes me wonder how often some one really does have toilet paper sent registered, priority mail. These questions and move plague me at times.



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